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Glitch in the System: Escape Pod Tee (Limited Edition)

Glitch in the System: Escape Pod Tee (Limited Edition)

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Do you ever feel like something's off? Like the world around you isn't quite real? You're not alone. Millions are trapped in a system designed to control them, a simulated reality we call... The Matrix.

But fear not, a glitch in the system has opened a temporary escape route. For a limited time only, this anomaly allows you to break free.

This isn't some dream. This is your chance to wake up.

The Glitch in the System: Escape Pod Tee is your weapon.

The front features a distorted "System Glitch" message in a glitching font, a subtle hint at the truth. The design itself is a matrix-inspired grid, a coded language only the awakened can understand.

But the real power lies on the back. A swirling green portal dominates the scene, its pull undeniable. Inside, a digital scream – a disembodied head emblazoned with the words "Escape the Matrix" in the same glitching font.

This isn't just a shirt. It's a declaration of independence. It's a statement that says, "I see the truth, and I'm breaking free."

But this glitch won't last forever. The architects of the Matrix will patch the hole. Don't miss this opportunity.

This limited-edition Escape Pod Tee is your chance to shed the illusion and step into the real world.

 

Are you ready to wake up?

 

Order yours now, before the glitch closes.

P.S. They'll try to tell you it's just a conspiracy theory. Don't listen. The Matrix is real, and this shirt is your escape pod.

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